Forget Bella...

..Let's make love, Edward.
said Jacob. : ]

Twilight lost my interest ever since it became, 'mainstream.' There's hardly a girl who hasn't read it. The writing? Mediocre [not that I'm qualified to say that, but really READ it like a book.] I enjoyed the fantasy part of it.

Always thought Bella was a bit of a dumbshit [increased ever moreso by someone I had realized tried to act like her when I'd first met her. She's crazy.]
Edward WAS cute, but I don't think I ever totally adored him. In the fourth book, he was just kind of annoying. Sometimes I wonder if I was the only one who got that impression.

SO! Edward x Jacob fucks the what. ^ ^

Definitely got the whole seme x seke thing going on.

JACOB IS SEME [in my opinion]
Why?
- Older in appearance
- Longer hair
- Taller
- More 'gruff'...? Is that the word?
[Edward is a polite-face, mostly]

: D

Don't cha love my squishy-green background?

Sure, I SUPPOSE you could pretend they were both sharing an awkward moment of Bella appreciation, and Edward just HAPPENS to be shirtless.

***Edward's nose has a line through the shadow. I apologize for this, it must've slipped by me.

Edward and Jacob belong to Stephenie Meyer